
Surviving Paradise
We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. Each week features a look at subjects, experiences and observations from the world of Jehovah's Witnesses, all through the eyes of a former elder who was raised as a JW in the 70's & 80's. Lots of laughs and even some tears. Beards allowed, leave your head coverings at the door. Bring a cheese danish.
Podcasting since 2021 • 156 episodes
Surviving Paradise
Latest Episodes
May 2025 JW Broadcasting Highlights: Don't Be Anxious, Accept Changes & Obey!
This month features host Gajus Glocketin conveying the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses message to the masses. The message includes reminders to not be anxious about natural disasters, persecution or dying old and alone. The key to peace o...
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Episode 155
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1:16:47

Jehovah's Witnesses Greatest Hits Grab Bag Volume IV! Outer Space, Sack Time & more!
We reach into the spiritual paradise created by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, to review 'hits' given to future paradise dwellers who want to go to outer space, the evils of confessing sins to men who want too many details and how a...
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Episode 154
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1:07:41

April 2025 JW Broadcast & the Bible, Jehovah's Love Letter to Humankind
It seems the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have missed a few books of the Bible. This month's broadcast features future king Marc Sanderson sharing incomplete history and claiming that 'people need reliable guidance' and that the Bible ...
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Episode 153
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1:19:32

Why Does Jehovah & His Witnesses Suck at Math?
As the creator of all things, Jehovah God is widely considered the Master Mathematician. His relationship with numbers, averages, dimensions and more are rooted in perfection. So, why does he suck at math? 607 B.C.E.? Noah's Ark? The 'last days...
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Episode 152
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1:09:38

If God is 'Drawing People' Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Preach?
Jehovah's Witnesses claim their preaching work identifies them as the planet's only true religion. Yet the Bible says nothing happens until God 'draws people to him.' With the angels involved as well, why do they send publishers to uninterested...
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Episode 151
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