Surviving Paradise
We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. Each week features a look at subjects, experiences and observations from the world of Jehovah's Witnesses, all through the eyes of a former elder who was raised as a JW in the 70's & 80's. Lots of laughs and even some tears. Beards allowed, leave your head coverings at the door. Bring a cheese danish.
Episodes
134 episodes
2024 November Governing Body Update: Jehovah's Witnesses Get Two New Kings & more!
Jehovah's Witnesses have a new update and it features insight into how many of them are rotting in prison, natural disaster highlights and... most importantly... an interview with the two new members of the Governing Body!
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Season 1
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Episode 133
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1:24:49
Gaslighting Season Continues: Jehovah's Witnesses on "Leadership"
With the U.S. Presidential election capturing the world's attention this week, the most important eleven men on earth, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, want us to know what to look for in 'leadership' using their Bible, their publicat...
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Season 1
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Episode 132
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1:09:07
Jehovah's Witnesses Are Told to Never Think for Themselves!
Despite being told that they have 'free will,' the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants to remind their followers that independent thinking will end in fireballs from heaven... thrown by them. What do we call a group of men that demand t...
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Season 1
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Episode 131
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1:18:14
Jehovah's Witnesses Are Told to Avoid Nostalgia and the Past!
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has a new video on their website featuring counsel to avoid being nostalgic about the past. For a little under nine minutes, 'god's organization' ironically digs into the PAST to counsel their people ab...
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Season 1
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Episode 130
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1:08:37
2024 October JW Broadcasting: Obey the Governing Body & Jesus Goes Country!
This month's spiritual feast includes reminders to not give up, the end is almost here; obey the Governing Body even when it makes no senses... and Jesus breaks out the cowboy boots and flannel in his latest music video to the masses. Park your...
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Season 1
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Episode 129
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1:19:41
Highlights From the 2024 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses: New Kings!
With Armageddon imminent, Jehovah's Witnesses are adding to Jesus' royal court on earth with two new king/priests; the Governing Body is lowering age restrictions for their free labor program and a reminder that they have their own museum in Pa...
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Season 1
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Episode 128
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1:15:58
Should You Try to 'Wake Up' an Elderly Jehovah's Witness?
When someone leaves Jehovah's Witnesses they are left with the pain of knowing those they love, including elderly parents, are still trapped under the spell of the Governing Body. Should you try to wake an older one up to the truth about 'the t...
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Season 1
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Episode 127
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1:02:00
Jehovah's Witnesses & Music: A Historical Look at Rock, Disco, Song Books & More!
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses recognize the power of music. Listen in as we take a journey through their wise counsel regarding music, including rock, disco and rap... as well as a look at their own musical masterpieces captured in ...
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Season 1
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Episode 126
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1:05:54
September 2024 JW Broadcasting: Jehovah Personally Helps the Disadvantaged?!
Tune in as the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses gaslights planet earth by claiming Jehovah springs into action to protect disadvantaged people, including children. King Jeffrey Winder also explains what each of us can do... and how the Alm...
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Season 1
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Episode 125
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1:10:03
The Governing Body Endorses Lying & Why Jehovah's Witnesses Should Care
Despite the Bible being very clear on lying, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses encourages dishonesty when it serves them or the organization. They call it 'theocratic warfare strategy.' We tackle the details of what it means to lie for ...
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Season 1
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Episode 124
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1:10:38
Jehovah's Witnesses Create New Asset Management Companies to Grow Jesus' Money!
With mankind on the clock, the Irish Independent has published the news that the Jehovah's Witnesses have set up three new asset based management companies in Ireland. With billions in assets and Armageddon imminent, god's only 'true' organizat...
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Season 1
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Episode 123
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1:11:10
Why Didn't Jehovah Stop the Holocaust? The Governing Body Answers!
Jehovah's Witnesses are familiar with Bible accounts of God rescuing his faithful servants. So how does he choose who to save and who not to? The Governing Body attempts to explain the tragic events of the Holocaust and why Jehovah sat that one...
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Season 1
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Episode 122
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1:00:52
Jesus Wants Jehovah's Witnesses to 'Study' a Children's Book?
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, otherwise known as the 'faithful & discreet slave,' want their people to consider the 'deep things of God' during these never ending 'last days.' According to the nine kings in upstate New York, Je...
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Season 1
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Episode 121
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1:03:23
Do Jehovah's Witnesses Prey on Vulnerable People?
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has long taught their followers that they should look for every opportunity to share their message of coming destruction, with an option to choose paradise. Like a lion hunting... or a good MLM, publish...
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Season 1
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Episode 120
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1:11:38
2024 Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses: "Armageddon is Good News!"
The final talk of the 2024 "Declare the Good News" Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses features a talk telling us that a worldwide genocide of every man, woman and child that doesn't loyally follow the Governing Body, is 'good news'... along with...
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Season 1
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Episode 119
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1:04:46
2024 Jehovah's Witness Convention: The 'Best People on Earth' on College, Careers & Dating
It's summertime and that means the annual Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses is here! This year, Saturday features a talk to 'young people' claiming the Governing Body are the 'best people on earth' and why college is bad, careers are 'toxic' an...
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Season 1
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Episode 118
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1:15:32
Do Jehovah's Witnesses REALLY Care About Families?
The Governing Body has a lot to say about how much they value family. Books, magazines, videos, cartoons telling us all how to have a happy family life by means of the Bible. But how are families treated inside Jehovah's Witnesses? Does the san...
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Season 1
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Episode 117
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1:14:57
Jehovah's Witnesses & "Motivated Forgetting" Theory: How They Dismiss Lost Souls of the Past
As Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate recent changes to 'god's organization' why don't they put more thought to the millions of people who came before them and were obeying teachings that were, in the least, wrong... and at the most, designed lies. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 116
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1:06:32
2024 August Watchtower: Jehovah's Chariot Changes Direction on Disfellowshipping, Marking & more!
The Governing Body has been asserting control over Jehovah's Witnesses since installing the disfellowshipping arrangement in the 1950's. Losing their religious status... and millions of dollars in handouts in several countries, has led Jehovah ...
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Season 1
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Episode 115
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1:12:37
Jehovah's Witnesses Greatest Hits Vol. III: Supporting Evil Dictators and Adam's 'Urges' Explained!
We reach deep into the Jehovah's Witness historical grab bag to look at how Jesus' handpicked guy in New York voiced his tacit support for a certain German dictator's ideologies, as well as a closer look at the first man Adam's journey from lon...
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Season 1
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Episode 114
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1:10:25
Angels: The Invisible Superheroes of the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses
Move over Ironman, Deadpool and Storm... Jehovah's Witnesses have the REAL superheroes. The 2024 convention season is here... and the real, invisible superheroes hovering above each book cart are back in the spotlight! We look at the long histo...
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Season 1
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Episode 113
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1:11:25
The Dysfunctional World of Sex Inside Jehovah's Witnesses
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses invite themselves into your bedroom by instructing grown, consenting adults how they can touch each other. Their teachings on sex range from hilarious, to soul crushing, by claiming an ancient book fill...
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Season 1
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Episode 112
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1:21:51
The Governing Body & Stress: 'Refreshing' Counsel for Jehovah's Witnesses
Jesus Christ of the Bible invited people to seek him out for refreshment. What do we find when we examine the lifestyle of a Jehovah's Witness? Less stress? We take a look at the Governing Body's advice on managing stress... and how it imp...
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Season 1
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Episode 111
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1:11:09
The Governing Body Asks Jehovah's Witnesses: "Is Telling the Truth Important?"
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are the most 'honest' men in all the universe, just ask them. This week they produced an article entitled "Is Truth Important Anymore?" Taking a brief look at their history, should they be commenting on...
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Season 1
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Episode 110
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1:10:56
Blinded by the Light: Why Can't Jehovah's Witnesses See the Obvious?
Do you love someone trapped inside ‘the truth?’ With all the recent changes inside Jehovah’s Witnesses, many wonder why they can’t see the obvious: the ‘organization’ is a man-made cult. The answers are complex. We explore several reasons why g...
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Season 1
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Episode 109
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